3/2/11
Hey Chuck,
Wow! You’ve got a lot going on in your life right now. First of all, I would be remiss if I didn’t thank you. Ever since my scandalous behavior was outed a little over a year ago, it seems that all the bad boys have turned good. I mean even John Daly has been on the straight and narrow – go figure that one. But at last, you’ve come along and taken bad boy behavior to epic proportions. Man – what a relief for me.
So is it true that you are your only advisor through this issue? Jeez I wish I had you around when I went through my ordeal. Think about it, my advisors had me apologizing to my mom in front of the whole world – and there you are demanding apologies from others. You own this bad boy lifestyle and it is working dude! Not only that – you metaphorically say that you have “tiger’s blood running through your veins” – I really do have Tiger’s blood running through my veins!
And now, here I am trying to be someone I’m not; I haven’t even come close to winning a golf tournament and my sponsors are fleeing like cockroaches when the light comes on. Meanwhile, you’re raising your own pay, getting new sponsors (loved the Naked Juice thing on Twitter), and clearly winning, winning, winning.
I hear you got some sort of advice from a book. Something about speaking your mind, staying true to yourself but doing so with humility and tact (ok – so you’ve had a couple of slips with the humility and tact thing – but it appears you’re back on track). Can you send me a copy of the book? I don’t know whether or not it’s too late for me to do a flip flop – but I sure would like to get back to those bad boy ways (you never know – if I get back to that swinging lifestyle, I might actually get my swing back and win some tournaments!).
Anyhow – gotta run. My sex addiction therapist just walked in (sex addiction therapy – really!!???. HELP ME DUDE…..).
Talk soon,
Tiger
(see “A Million and One Ways to be One-in-a-Million”; Chapter 2 – The Gift and Chapter 3 – Luke…Use the Force)
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